Saturday, February 28, 2015

11 Signs You’ve Become a Magic Mobile App Developer


You decide to name your dog BYOD.


Your yoga nickname is “Metadata.”



You tried to book a vacation to RIA de Janeiro.



Your favorite joke is “Batteries, we don’t need no stinking batteries.”



You released your iPhone and Android apps on the same day.



You insist that your friends call you GUI Master.



You start talking to your Aunt Gertrude about Consumerization of IT.



You check your App Store rankings before you’ve had your first cup of coffee.



The CIO called to ask why the support lines are so quiet.



A bank vice president just called and asked if there was anything you need.



You’re at the beach… on a Tuesday.





Glenn Johnson is a Senior Vice President at Magic Software Enterprises, Inc. Active in the software industry since 1984, he frequently speaks at industry conferences and writes for numerous publications.



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