Thursday, September 15, 2011

If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer

Top 11 “If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer”  

11.          Fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t need an OS.


10.          Fact: Chuck Norris’ keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.


9.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, memory would be afraid to take a leak.


8.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, the food chain would collapse because he would kill every bug on the planet.


7.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, unstructured data would become structured. With Chuck around, nobody ever gets out of line.


6.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, application security wouldn’t even be an issue.


5.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his programs would be strongly typed.


4.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, none of his functions would have arguments.


3.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, his first program wouldn’t be ‘Hello World’ it would be ‘Goodbye Underworld.’


2.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, there would be no exception handling, because there would be no exceptions ever.


… and the Number One “If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer” Joke:


1.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his applications would be perfectly metadata-driven. After all, they would be developed on a Magic application platform